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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

Impregnate Jokes More Impregnate Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

100 Mile Jokes More 100 Mile Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.