In a moooo-tel.
I thought you said you'd never forget....
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Waba Fett
With a cowculator.
Because they like being amoosed!
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Because it was cheesier said than done.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
A "booquet" of flower.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Octopied
Unemployed.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Meowi
One with a hoppy ending.
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
He had his reservations.
