Where do cows stay when they go on vaca...

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Impregnate Jokes More Impregnate Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

100 Mile Jokes More 100 Mile Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.