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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What joke did Drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!