Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing