Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing