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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!