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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!