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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!