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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!