How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!