What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!