Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!