Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!