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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!