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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!