Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!