Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!