Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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He was two chickens

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Hit the road, Jack.

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A rackless driver...

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A cry for Alp!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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A road

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!