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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!