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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!