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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!