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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!