Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!