Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!