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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.