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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.