Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.