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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.