Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.