Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.