Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.