What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester