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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.