What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.