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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.