What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Swish cheese.

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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!