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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.