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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps