Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Easter Basket Jokes More Easter Basket Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)