Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Easter Basket Jokes More Easter Basket Jokes

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner