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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!