What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.