What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!