What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.