What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.