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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Dentist Appointment Jokes More Dentist Appointment Jokes

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)