What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them

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Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.