What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39