What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)