How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.