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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Bean Soup Jokes More Bean Soup Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty