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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".