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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty