Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty