What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers