What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

How can a girl make you a millionaire?

If you're already a billionaire.