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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn