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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!