Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

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What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!