Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn