Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.