Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Who's there! Balloon! Balloon who?

Balloon velvet!

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.