Sia, Later!
Avril Labean
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
Paula Ab-doula
Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Pop culture
They have hollow weenies!
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
By tying a knot on its tail.
They both drop their needles!
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Because he's married.
You can't. That's what makes it so funny.
The floats
Whatever floats his boat.
Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.
Because you gotta catch Jamal
David Buoy
A Durantula.
