Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Marry her.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Pop Corn Jokes More Pop Corn Jokes

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where's Pop Corn

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go