Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Rowan Atkinson Jokes More Rowan Atkinson Jokes

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.