Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!