Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Rowan Atkinson Jokes More Rowan Atkinson Jokes

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section