Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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OP delivers.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Sia Jokes More Sia Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Pop Corn Jokes More Pop Corn Jokes

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where's Pop Corn

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..