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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.