What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.