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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn