What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.