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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.