Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.