Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn