Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.