Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.