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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!