How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn