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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.