How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew