How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn