Sew Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Picard Jokes More Picard Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Tailor Swift Jokes More Tailor Swift Jokes

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"