Sew Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

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4 or 5.

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Make it *sew*!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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They got tired of all the minotaurs.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

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