Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.