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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn