Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."