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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops