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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*