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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*