Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

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The Baaahaaamaaas!

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*