Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.