What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears