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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.