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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.