What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!