What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.