What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."