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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!