What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.