What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree