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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree