What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.