What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.