What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.