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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.