What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.