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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully