What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine