What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.