What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!