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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!