What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.