What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!