What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.