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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.