Sir" from a distance.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Sir.
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
It's always prepared.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A trip without the kids
Diamond
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Kurt and Rod.
They make rotten friends
Attire.
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
