Sir" from a distance.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Sir.
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
He pities the fool.
Mr. T-Bone
Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
Ask them if they play league.
C
What is a pirate's favourite letter
Two for me and one for you.
They both look good hanging from a tree
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
Half a centipede!
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
A farmer
Claude
