Sir" from a distance.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Sir.
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
From a distance they look like hares!
4:00 For:Klock
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Their knees! Please comment "No"
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Carefully!
Sir Amick
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
I've been framed.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
