Sir" from a distance.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Sir.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Ruth-less.
Wo
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Removed
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
From a distance they look like hares!
Half a cat
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Cain you tell!
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
It got stuck in 9/11
To be put out.
Sir
A crow with a machine gun.