Sir Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Violate Jokes More Violate Jokes

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

384 Jokes More 384 Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.