Sir" from a distance.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Sir.
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
3edgy5me
Good jab.
In their sleevies
General Knowledge
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
He isn't a fungi.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
To switch sides
Ell if I know.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
Business kept falling off!
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
