Sir" from a distance.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
E.T. phoned home.
There is a vas diference
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Mr. T-Bone
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
An army.
Kernel.
They are hiring.
Half of a cat.
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
