What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...