What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Rodent Jokes More Rodent Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

Thepiratebay

Gopher Jokes More Gopher Jokes

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.