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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Rodent Jokes More Rodent Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

Thepiratebay

Gopher Jokes More Gopher Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.