What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.