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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

Thepiratebay

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.