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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.