What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.