What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.