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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.