What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.