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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.