What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.