What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.