Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.