Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.