Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*