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Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike