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Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.