Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.