Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.