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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.