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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.