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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.