Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

Diepole

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.