Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.