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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

Diepole

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.