What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...