What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.