What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids