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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids