What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.