What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.