What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes