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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes