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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military