What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What color is ice?

Hielo.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro