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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.