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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Who's driving?

Immigration. (ICE)

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes