Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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A harumble.

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Should we walk home or take a dog

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All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Vehicular man's laughter

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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So they won't whistle on the way down.

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So they don't whistle on the way down.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)