Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
The human one.
A human.
A 401(K-9).
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
The function of u to the n
Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
He heard it was a growing field.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
I'll post the punchline later.
There was a face off at centre ice.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
