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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)