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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.