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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.