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What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Integral Jokes More Integral Jokes

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.