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What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Integral Jokes More Integral Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears