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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.