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What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.