What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!