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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier