What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...