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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!