What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.