What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

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Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.