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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Why is taking Spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.