What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!