What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!