What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle