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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode