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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.