What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!