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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.