Snoop Dogg.
Half a dog.
Half a cat.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Half of a cat.
Lean Beef
Half a cat
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Two chickens and a goat.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
Cannibal (can able) food.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Daddy help I'm melting!
Plenty o' room.
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Basic Math
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!
