Snoop Dogg.
Half a cat.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Lean Beef
Half a cat
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Dyslexia.
The rest of your life.
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
He just shakes it off.
Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
3 blind mice
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
A whale with a table taped to it.
Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)
A cannibal
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small
Bedlam
We're always penetrating your mom
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
