2 Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Half Dog Jokes More Half Dog Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Where do you find a five year old with no legs?

Exactly where you left him

George Weasley Jokes More George Weasley Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.