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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!