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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat