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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What looks like half a cat?

The other half!