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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat