What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!