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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!