What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Half Dog Jokes More Half Dog Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog