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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!