Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".
Superman's powers are all natural.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
The baby, because he's a little Bigger.
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
Pony gone.
Because he was Poplar!
Whoa did you hear that?
Half-a-dog!
Half a cat.
An amputater
A disobedient slave.
