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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!