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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!