What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.