What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.