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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!