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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!