Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!