Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!