Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!