Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead