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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.