Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!