Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.