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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."