What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!