What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!