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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!