What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.