What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!