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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Decom-pose.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore