What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.